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My name is Maria(; I live in California. I love music, cats, and a whole bunch of random things! I am happily taken by the most beautiful woman(: FollowMyGirlfriend
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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via tuhzali)

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via orgasm)

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar, via pizza)

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

(Source: riyoka, via highgradelove)

refrigerhate:

if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing

(Source: internetabuser, via thefuuuucomics)

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via orgasm)

jackerybarakat:

do you ever wonder what famous people use for their password

(Source: jackerybarakat, via pizza)

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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(via pizza)

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